{While I was in the hospital, I managed to lose my glasses. Poo. I need new ones, and for some crazy reason, I thought today would be a great day to do my annual eye exam.}
I am SO thankful that the optometrist assistant did most of my exam. The Optometrist walked in a bit later, said "Hello, my name is _____." OH MY WORD. I seriously almost offered him one of my mint flavored Calcium chews.
I was told before hand that my sense of smell would be heightened. UNDERSTATEMENT. Richard often says, "Now Granny, put your sniffer away." (My Granny I'ese had the nose of a hound dog!)
Thankfully the exam only lasted about 10 minutes. I don't think I could take much more of his bad breath. Whew!
I did get to sport these fabulous digs for a couple hours. Move over Ray Charles! ;o)
LOL. Don't you remember the sound room rule?! When offered gum.. ALWAYS accept! Love your glasses, I want some.
ReplyDeleteI have connections Ash ;o) you say the word, and I can get you some. ..... and yes, if you're offered gum, always accept!
ReplyDeleteHAHA! So, someone warned you about his bad breathe before he came in?
ReplyDeleteOh no Nasie. I got hit in the face unexpectedly with his sinful breath.
ReplyDeleteI'm slow! I get it now:)
ReplyDeleteLOL, LOL, LOL...I am so sorry to laugh at your misfortune, but I got a mental picture of you holding your breath and trying to breathe any time he turned his head!!!
ReplyDeleteI guess you're gonna have to start carrying mints or gum... and keep your distance!
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